So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will die if light touches me.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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