Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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