The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Randomize