Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
