So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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