we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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