I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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