I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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