you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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