There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
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