ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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