i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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