If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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