He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
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I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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