Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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