I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
