I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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