I could have mohawked her pubes.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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