Whod you bang
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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