And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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