direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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