It's a beautiful day for a hangover
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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