Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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