We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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