I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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