Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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