So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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