So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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