Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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