you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
