OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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