how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
COCAINE IS GR8
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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