Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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