I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
