Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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