Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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