she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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