I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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