i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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