I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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