Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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