She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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