how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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