Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Enjoy the penises
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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