rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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