people are starting to question the shark bite story
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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