Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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