just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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