I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
