Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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