I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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