Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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