the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just took my morning after pill in the library
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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