I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
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My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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