Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
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I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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