we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
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Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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